+If you’re looking for the girl next door… Go next door
“Though she be but little, she is fierce.” -Shakespeare
Ethnically ambiguous smart ass seeks emotionally unavailable men for expensive dinners and pleasures of the flesh.
Sometimes, you just want someone who’s hot and available— like a sexy bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I’m not that girl. A night with me (or a morning, if that’s your thing) is the kind of experience you savor. I specialize in relaxed, natural rendezvous that feel real becasue they *are* real. Whether it’s for two hours or two days, when I’m with you, the world outside of our door ceases to exist. No perfunctory, mechanical intimacy with my eyes glued to the clock on the nightstand. No distracted, awkward conversations that take place in between glances at my phone. Just genuine warmth, interest, and a bit of witty repartee to keep things interesting. Take me out and show me off, or keep me all to yourself; I’ve got the shoes for every occasion (Well… kind of. I don’t own hiking boots, so you can cross “camping” off the list).
What am I like? Well, I’m a woman of contradictions. I’ve got a sharp tongue, but a soft heart. I wear shockingly expensive lingerie, but refuse to spend more than $30 on a bottle of wine. I’m a bibliophile and a Netflix binger. I’ve got Il Barbiere di Siviglia in my CD player and an entire playlist dedicated to The Spice Girls on Spotify. So be prepared for surprises. Other important things to note: I have spectacular table manners as a result of a childhood full of charity luncheons and silent auctions. My accent ranges from 1940’s Mid-Atlantic to straight up Long Island and is directly related to how much I’ve had to drink. I’m a sucker for a man in a turtleneck and slim fit trousers. And, perhaps most importantly, I am a fantastic kisser.
Ava St. Claire is a 5'3", slender, all natural, 29 year old woman with medium length brunette hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.
- Exotic restaurants with inscrutable menus
- Weeping openly at the ballet
- Maintaining my undefeated Words With Friends record
- Expensive shoes
- Long soaks in deep bathtubs
- Slow strolls through dusty bookshops
- That first in-flight glass of champagne
How to Get a Hold of Me:
- BOOKING FORM. Get yourself screened, schedule an appointment, and tell me a little about yourself all in one convenient place on my website.
- EMAIL ME. Prefer to reach out to me directly? No problem! Just be sure to include your screening info (sorry, that part’s non-negotiable) and the logistical details of the date you’d like to book in your message.
- CARRIER PIGEON. What they lack in reliability they make up for with whimsy!
Good to Know:
- I’m available 7 days a week from 8 am until 12 am, with advance notice
- I’m a busy girl with a full life. Same day appointments are rarely, if ever, possible
- I am open to meeting people of all ethnicities, body types, and ages. I do openly discriminate against people who call me “baby” before we’ve even met
- I abhor discussing money. My rates are non-negotiable and should be waiting for me in an envelope when I arrive. There’s a $100 surcharge for making me ask for it