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Marla Lyons

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Substance with style.

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She can’t fake a smile, but it lights up the room when it’s true.

Skin that knows the sun only through a shield of SPF 100. A flapper bob exposes her collarbone and the nape of her neck, both aching to be stroked with a gentle, caressing hand. Sparkling doe eyes filled with longing and a tinge of mischief, an intense palette of greens and bronze.

Graced by good genetics (and aided by diligence at the gym), a naturally toned, petite frame accented by a bountiful bottom, worthy of worship. Fingertips that lace through yours, grazing your palms — a simple gesture, but one charged with excitement.


What makes up a woman like that? More than can be condensed into a few paragraphs, of course, but allow me to indulge in sharing with you part of who I am and what makes me tick…


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The Look

Marla Lyons is a 5'3", slender, all natural, 30 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.


A lithe, sensual creature, possessing a charming blend of intellect and quirk, I am warm and playful, with a strong and plucky spirit. A frisky minx, with a cheeky sense of humor, I am at my core an affectionate, devoted companion.

Wit and intelligence: it is not measured in degrees and diplomas, although I am not lacking in those. I grew up in New England, and was well exposed to all the liberal coastal benefits. I continue to read feverishly, and consume edutainment podcasts with vigor. As Marla, I have been fortunate enough to meet an array of individuals I may never have otherwise, and they have generously shared their wealth of knowledge and expertise with me.

An incidental Japanophile, I made my first visit to my personal mecca last year. To say I am fond of sushi is an understatement (my greed knows no bounds for uni), I have developed a formidable palate for sake, and enjoy Japanese tea and whisky, though prefer Chinese and Scottish, respectively.

Of course I love to laugh, but more important, I love to make you laugh. The best laughter is infectious, and I hope we will build inside jokes together, make up silly pet names.


I aim to please, and, admittedly, damn well like being pleased myself. What brings me pleasure?

- a single suitcase expertly packed to last a long weekend away
- the feel of thumbs kneading just above my dimples of Venus
- clinking champagne flutes in a toast, just because it’s Tuesday

These are just a few flashes that come to my mind, and I’d love to share a few more personal ones with you over dinner. I’m sure you can think of a few ways yourself to bring a smile to my lips. Whatever they may be, it is sure to be highly stimulating and utterly unforgettable.

What brings you pleasure? Me, hopefully.


I seek to be someone who can become a bona fide friend. An intrepid spirit to enhance your evenings, your travels, your worldview. Ambitious? Perhaps. In this floating world of ours, there are so many missed connections — let us not be one of them.

Suitors who suit me best are deeply generous, not just financially but in spirit. I recognize and appreciate that time is our most precious resource; it is finite, and the amount we have unknowable. I chose to spend mine (unapologetically) selectively, and I am honored by those who chose to spend theirs with me.

My standards are high, as should yours be. I prefer to keep my circle small, and while I keep the option of meeting for brief introductions open to establish compatibility, I tend to meet those seeking a long-term involvement, who prefer and are able to spend extended dates together.

There is much to learn about each other. By now you have some insight into me, and my website details even more pertinent information for you to review, both written and photographic. I hope you give me the chance to get to know you, too.

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